跟住我阿媽話"頭先有人打來勒索呀!"
我(勁大聲)回答說"咩勒索呀!?!?"
媽: "你唔好咁大聲!!!! 你唔好周圍同人講呀!! 佢打來屋企話你o係美國爭人錢, 仲比左你喊緊既聲我聽呀!!"
我: "咩呀!! 我冇借錢wor... 我o係屋企wor..."
媽: "佢仲話要掟你落火車軌呀... 嚇死我呀..."
我: "....... 我o係屋企wor......"
媽: "嗚嗚嗚...... 我而家lei o係廚房打比你ja... 佢唔比我打電話呀..."
我: "我o係屋企wor... 媽你唔洗驚... 我o係屋企呀... 我o係屋企呀... (x10次)"
媽 (突然間冇哂d 嗚咽聲): "好彩我搵到你ja..."
我: "你做咩唔打比我手提呀?"
媽: "我打左好多次都唔通呀..."
我: "又會咁ge..."
媽: "知道你冇事就得啦..."
我: "洗唔洗叫哥哥返屋企陪你呀?"
媽: "唔洗啦... 佢知道... 佢話如果係真既咪比佢lor..."
我心諗... 又話佢唔比你打電話ge... 你頭先仲咁驚...
媽: "咁你收線之後打個電話比daddy 啦等佢唔洗擔心"
我心諗.... 你仲打埋比daddy tim 啦...? -__-!!!
我: "佢呃你ga je... 唔洗驚啦... 我o係屋企... 冇事呀..."
收線之後我都仲係好驚... 一諗起我比人cover 住個口o係度喊同埋比人綁住掟落火車軌個情景就嚇親... 我諗我媽媽聽到"我"喊同埋同d 壞人直接對話, 仲要一個人o係屋企, 一定比我驚10萬倍... d 人真係冇良心ga!!!!! 咁都呃!!!! 我諗起佢o係度扮我喊同埋扮勒索把聲就好嬲, 咁好演技去做演員啦!!! 坐o係屋企打電話扮野去呃呃騙騙!!! 仲要捉人心理!!! 佢地一定好聽明啦... 如果唔係打著個阿毛, 佢話"我個仔? 佢坐o係隔離同我飲緊茶wor" 咁就樣衰啦... 跟住我搵到呢篇新聞:
http://forum.timway.com/f/
好在佢冇hold 住我媽個手提咁賤ja!! 咁佢先可以打哂比我同我阿爸同我阿哥... 又感謝神我尋晚真係留左o係屋企... 先接到個電話... 如果唔係搵唔到我佢地真係可能去左比錢...
今朝返工我阿哥msn 我.. 我話"these people are so bad...!!!! so how much did they ask for? just curious..."
哥: "yes they should go to hell!! they ask for $100,000!!!!"
-___-!!!!!!!!
唔係嘛.............. 比人掟落火車軌都係得$100,000 港紙?????? 佢地會唔會為左呢$100,000搞太多野呢?
下次接到呢d 電話, 應該答"唔係嘛!!! 我個女先冇咁cheap呀!!!! 起碼都一千萬啦!!!"
原來警訊入面d 壞人真係真ga!!!! 大家要小心d 呀!!!!!
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